Growing a tiny human is no small feat—it’s an emotional, physical, and snack-filled roller coaster. Whether you’re crying over spilled milk (literally) or fending off yet another person who just has to touch your belly, know that you’re not alone. Here are 12 funny and super relatable pregnancy feelings—because if you can’t laugh at peeing more than sleeping, what can you do?
Don’t Judge!
If you choose to say you are eating for two or three, no judgments are allowed.
What Ankles?
At a certain point, you’ll no longer have ankles—and that’s okay. Uncomfortable, but okay.
Cravings are Fun
Can’t decide between having a pickle or ice cream? You don’t have to. Say yes to both.
Another Thing…
You really can’t have too many snacks.
If it’s Dropped, Let it Be
Eventually, picking things up after they have fallen becomes a whole task in itself. Sometimes it’s best to just let it stay where it lands until help can arrive.
Hands Off
Don’t touch the belly. Just don’t.
Due Dates
Also on the “do not do” list. Don’t ask when the due date is. Just assume it’s “any day now.”
Pregnancy Glow
Glowing? No. Sweating? Absolutely.
Emotions are Real
Everything makes you cry. Everything.
Sleep Troubles
By the time you find that perfect spot to sleep and you’re comfortable, it will be time to pee. Your bladder just knows.
Worry Queen
If you’ve always been a worrier, just wait until you’re pregnant. The worries gain superpowers.
But Remember…
You may worry, sweat profusely, get a lot of unsolicited advice and belly rubs, and spend more time in the bathroom than sleeping… but at the end of it all, you get to hold the cutest baby in the world, so it’s all worth it.
